I went to cook soup yesterday because in my mind it was a good idea and i thought it would make me feel better, because i have this godawful cold and no painkillers….And i was so out of it, really like who the fuck let me in the kitchen….Knives and fire and people with high temperatures are not a good mix..especially if that person is as uncoordinated as i am. It’s a wonder i still have all my limbs attached to my body really….

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I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

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  • Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
  • Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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