Just took an accidental sip of the day old coffee on my desk….as can probably be expected it was horrible
Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.